Accoutrements Inflatable Beard Funny Review

“You never know when you are going to find that one perfect accessory that women can’t seem to take their eyes off of. Last year it was the fanny-pack designed to be worn UNDER your pants. This year the inflatable beard is going to make last year seem like a bad dream. This ‘inflataphrodisiac’ (a word that everyone who buys one of these will understand the minute he stares persistently at a strange woman in an elevator) is the perfect accompaniment to my inflatable chest-hair wig. I feel like manliness coated in ruggedness and wrapped in bacon. For convenience, it’s easily removable at the beach, when scrubbing in for surgery, or when ‘things get intimate’ (but if she wants you to leave it on….and she might…it can be sprayed off with an ordinary garden hose afterwards). But please remember, THIS IS NOT A FLOTATION DEVICE.” — Alec Baldwin

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